Urbandouchenary

A Urbandouchenary has no life and spends most of his time on urbandictionary. These people have two friends one of them is another person who almost loves starwars as much him. And the other is him mom. This person has All the starwars action figures books, movies, comics, pajamas. etc. This person has talked to a girl once in his life, but stopped because everyone saw his tiny boner. This person is going to kill himself before he is 25. Or whenever starwars is forgotten.

Chad: Hey dad want to see what i did on urbandictionary??

Dad: NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR AN URBANDOUCHENARY..GO DIE!

Urbandouchenary by Baller013 May 13, 2009

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urban douchenary

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.

"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."

urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009

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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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