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Urbandouche

Urbandouches are people who try to add a definition on Urbandictonary or randomly enter chat rooms and spew hate about one specific person.
Joe: hows life?
Bob: good
"Sed has enterd the chat room"
Joe: hi...
Sed: OmG jEnNIfEr IS a TOTally BItCH!!!!! shES fAt aND HaS no FRIENds!!!!!
Bob: who are you?
"Sed has left the chat room"
Joe: what an URBANDOUCHE
Urbandouche by Leafman April 18, 2009
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Urban Douche 

Douche bags on Urban Dictionary. They typically post a definition that supposedly makes them look like a "deep" and "thoughtful" person. They think that they're unique in our society, and that somehow they're different. All they are, are 15 year old teenagers that think they're rebelling against "everyone else". All they'll grow up to be is a depressed bank teller.

An Urban Douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.
Urban Douche: Whoa, I know what would be rebellious... I should talk about how society, media and the government is an evil plot to rape the youth!

olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!
Urban Douche by Ferret Tamer January 15, 2011

Urban Douche 

A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?

Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.
Urban Douche by TheUnknownSkier January 26, 2015

Urban Douche 

when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions
why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)
Urban Douche by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Urban Douche 

Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.
Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal

Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche

urban douche 

adj, <uhr-ben dew-shh>

An urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. Usually they "copy and paste" the definition straight from urbandictionary.com into their reply.
Person 1: "wait what's a peacoat"

Urban Douche: "Wow here...
pea coat 39 up, 9 down

buy pea coat mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become associated with scenesters. Wearing one may garner scene cred. Traditionally navy blue.
At a concert I attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire."

Person 2: "You're such an urban douche"

Urbandouchenary 

A Urbandouchenary has no life and spends most of his time on urbandictionary. These people have two friends one of them is another person who almost loves starwars as much him. And the other is him mom. This person has All the starwars action figures books, movies, comics, pajamas. etc. This person has talked to a girl once in his life, but stopped because everyone saw his tiny boner. This person is going to kill himself before he is 25. Or whenever starwars is forgotten.
Chad: Hey dad want to see what i did on urbandictionary??

Dad: NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR AN URBANDOUCHENARY..GO DIE!
Urbandouchenary by Baller013 May 13, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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