fcsuper's definitions

Senior Queen

n. Elderly whisperer; someone loved by the elderly; able to talk about coupons for days, son!

"You're looking at a Senior Queen", Amy declared to Rosa in unsubstantiated confidence.

by fcsuper July 26, 2023

covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

by fcsuper September 10, 2020

(_|*)

Text representation of an instruction to kiss one's ass. Can either be a retort, are a sexual invitation.

Guy1: Watup
Girl1: (_|*)
Guy1: Nice! When you wanna meet up?
Girl1: Gah!

by fcsuper December 23, 2009

":)

v., also (:", text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner. Chat programs (AOL, YIM, AIM, MSN) often display graphic smiley, so users of this term often use (:" instead.

Commander1: Obey me!
Follower1: Yes sir! ":)
Commander1: That's my good minion!

by fcsuper January 20, 2009

(:"

v. Text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner.

Commander1: Obey me!
Follower1: Yes sir! (:"
Commander1: Obey me faster!

by fcsuper January 16, 2009

selfsexual

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.

Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.

by fcsuper July 28, 2008

urbandoosh

(n.) An editor on Urbandictionary.com that sees a definition for a new word and sometimes rejects it, then submits their own (often derogatory) definition for that word.

(v.) The action by an Urbandictionary.com editor where they might reject a definition for a new word and then submit their own competing definition for that word.

The word I submitted to Urbandictionary.com was urbandooshed by an urbandick.

by fcsuper October 20, 2007