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Extreme cowardice displayed by police, security guards and other figures of authority during an ongoing mass-shooting event.
The police had ample chance to stop the carnage but they were too uvalde.
uvalde by Max Digz June 6, 2022
Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.
A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?
uvalded by creationisthater June 23, 2022
A real Mexican guy looking out for his future,, very good dancer and very good lucking he is so cute and very lucky to get girls😉 He is amazing and has goals wen something is on his mind he will accomplish it and he is so brave to
Is ubaldo going to the party ??
Yes you know how he is he will get a lot of girls 😉
Ubaldo by Mexican knower March 15, 2017

Uvalde PD 

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy
John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.
Uvalde PD by BasedMF June 23, 2022
Good looking , sweet and adorable and is kinda like a teddy bear ...
I'm happy I'm dating Ubaldo
Ubaldo by 22l June 24, 2017
This is the name of a true Thot slayer, he will stop not until the job has been done, he swings around with a dick in his hand beating thots mercilessly until they breathe their last breath, he will destroy thots, and respect women
Ayy, it's that nigga Ubaldo, you bouta slay some thots?

Ubaldo:yeah nibba
Ubaldo by anonymous January 17, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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