4 definitions by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
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Basically saying to make a long story short.
To boil it down I was at a party and I got drunk and made out with some hot chick.
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
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1.) A genius play by Lin Manuel Miranda.
2 .) Son of a whore and a Scotsman, that cheats on his wife, and is reliable with the ladies
Hamilton: Hey random lady that showed up on my porch
Miss Maria Reynolds: Turns red leads Hamilton to bed let her legs spread and says, staaaaayyyyy
Hamilton: Hey
Miss Maria Reynolds: Heyyyyy *kisses Hamilton*
Hamilton: *kisses back*
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan November 15, 2020
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A cat. I don't know why everybody thinks it's sexual...
Girl: *strokes kitten*
Girl: Wanna pet my pussy
Man: Heck Yea get that cat out of the way
Girl: WTF i meant my cat

Man: *Gets up to leave*
Girl: Fine touch the other one.
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan November 15, 2020
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