usefulless 

The best word to replace 'useless'.

Hoping to get good grades in exams is usefulless.

usefulless by //waitwhat October 13, 2018

usefulless 

a word to describe items or objects around the house/apartment that would be useful if only one can find it when in need

extra toothbrush

Roommate 1: "I found an unused, extra toothbrush!"
Roommate 2: "Keep it for drunk guests who can't find their toothbrush during State Patty's weekend."
Roommate 1: "It's one of those things that would be useful if only you can find it when you need it."
Roommate 2: "Yep, it's one of those usefulless stuff..."

usefulless by tproll July 1, 2011

usefukness 

General uselessness

The usefukness jeapordises the usefulness by a clear margin.

usefukness by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

Usefulessness 

To be so useless that you do not own a dictionary; or the ignorant response in explaining your own uselessness.

My usefulessness exemplified is by my inability to own a dictionary. BLEEOUW.

Usefulessness by John Bleouw November 5, 2010

usefulnessity 

Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.

This planet is a usefulnessity. I would die without it - or float around in space until I died.

usefulnessity by psykobear August 1, 2018