"AHHHHH!!! ITS AN UGLY PERSON!" Andy screamedrunning from the mall, but her friend yelled after her, "Andy conquer your uglaphobia! Do not let it control you!"
Americans suffer from a horrid case of Uuaphobia. It has roots in their culture and history, and causes trauma deep in their psyche. It cannot be determined if it is a true fear, or just sheer laziness that prevents the letter 'u' being included in words such as 'Colour' and 'Harbour'.
It is common, yet stereotypicalknowledge that Americans are fat and lazy. 'Aiming a gun during wartime' and 'walking' seem to be a handful of life's little annoyances they have tried to cure, as seen by inventions such as Friendly Fire and the Segway.
The fear of the things you say being misinterpreted with a definition found on Urban Dictionary. This fear is grounded in some sort of public humiliation event typically causing PTSD.
Suzie: Why doesn't John talk anymore?
Bill: He suffers from "Urbaphobia." He got it one day when he said "Oh, like a mini van?" and everyonebusted out laughing. He was told to look it up on Urban Dictionary and after he did, he feared saying anything ever again. I guess you could call him an urbaphobe?!