Typsey

Typing and/or texting whilst tipsy

I'm a bit typsey said Kate

by Videophile April 6, 2025

Typoeyetis

A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.

In other words, severe typos

Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again

by captainwoahin October 4, 2020

Typsy

A Synonym for being drunk or having consumed alcoholic beverages; Not having the ability to walk normal

Yo man lets go get typsy.

by Big Dogg Baby May 13, 2005

tipsey

Someone who is a little bit drunk but not enough not to have any sense of what he/she is doing.

When someone starts to drink, they get Tipsey before they get drunk.

by Diane Kessel January 1, 2005

typeyness

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.

While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.

by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006

Typsy

To be drunken or high; to loose self control and common sense

yo that nigga is typsy as a motha fuka

by jeremy May 13, 2005

Typey McFingers

(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couple words long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.

"C'mon, Typey McFingers."

by Jrznt June 5, 2004