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Typoeyetis 

A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.

In other words, severe typos
Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again
Typoeyetis by captainwoahin October 4, 2020
A Synonym for being drunk or having consumed alcoholic beverages; Not having the ability to walk normal
Typsy by Big Dogg Baby May 13, 2005
Someone who is a little bit drunk but not enough not to have any sense of what he/she is doing.
When someone starts to drink, they get Tipsey before they get drunk.
tipsey by Diane Kessel January 1, 2005

typeyness 

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.
While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.
typeyness by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006
To be drunken or high; to loose self control and common sense
yo that nigga is typsy as a motha fuka
Typsy by jeremy May 13, 2005

Typey McFingers 

(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couple words long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.
"C'mon, Typey McFingers."
Typey McFingers by Jrznt June 5, 2004