A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.
In other words, severe typos
Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again
(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couple words long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.