Typoeyetis

A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.

In other words, severe typos

Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again

by captainwoahin October 4, 2020

Typolytis

Typolytis is a condition which most often affects those who do a great deal of online messaging, social networking or sometimes when just typing in general. Sometimes people such as this have typed so much and on a bad day will make constant spelling mistakes or typographical errors, one after the other.

Jill: Hi' how arey ou tody/?
Jack: WTF??
Jiil: Oops sorry hving a typolytis attack today! My typins ReALLY bad!!@

Jack: OK

by Valley_Cat February 22, 2011