typesy 

A person who unable to type, and themselves admit they can't.

For example: "Oh my God, I'm so typesy".

typesy by stunny April 19, 2007

Different Types of "Shit" 

Bullshit - Lies

Dogshit - Poor quality

Batshit - Illogical

Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - Unfair

Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."

Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."

Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."

Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"

Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"

Different Types of "Shit" by MarieJade4ever May 23, 2022

The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) 

The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"

The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.

The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) by NorseCrow February 10, 2022

typestolgia 

(n.) - A nostalgia for old manual and electric typewriters as well as the sound of typewriting on such machines

"I like my computer with its sleek keyboard, of course, but I must say, I also harbor a personal typestolgia for the old days of manual typewriters and electric typewriters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, May 15, 2010

typestolgia by PRwiz101 May 21, 2010

All types of drat. 

An awesome new phrase that will endure throughout the ages.

"All types of drat!" said Strong Bad.

"I am scheming all types of drat."

All types of drat. by fuckedurgf October 31, 2019

There's two types of bad weather 

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

There's two types of bad weather by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009

typetype delete 

When one is on an instant messaging program, and sees the other person type for a generous amount of time, and then not send anything.

Nail says: were you going to say something?

Meowsha says: No I just did a typetype delete.

typetype delete by meowsha July 31, 2011