typeyness 

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.

While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.

typeyness by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006

tipsyness 

Tipsyness comes from the word tipsy, as in being affected by alcohol to a certain level up to being a victim of tipsyness. Though it can both be positive and negative to be the victim of tipsyness.

The word itself was first used and invented by the ever tipsy Danish and Swedish people(the real vikings), where alcohol is the cure to everything.

It is even said that alcohol can cure tipsyness... if you get enough.

-Damn that's some serious tipsyness going on here.
-Wauw tipsyness is ftw! Give me more!
-Look at that hot swedish chick, looks like she's got some serious tipsyness there!
-Argh! I need tipsyness!
-Where's tipsyness? oh there's tipsyness.. Wiiiiiiii

tipsyness by WTD242 November 4, 2009

typeless

adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless

Dad, that story in your email message left me typeless!

typeless by Daveycakes September 24, 2004

typerness

when you get hyper on the key board,
you start typing random words to people :).

Ray- Hi
Marissa- Hey.
Ray- Whats up son?
Marissa- Nothing apple grape orange.
Ray- what?
Marissa- Milk cow friend myspace pee.
Ray- Ok...
Marissa- blah lick dark place hot bird key what?
Ray- Right so are you on crack?
Marissa- No sorry i have Typerness :)
Ray- Right, soo..

typerness by Marizzle1234 March 17, 2008

typeneese 

The massive amount of misspelled words in chat rooms is considered to be a new language in itself called typeneese.

Typeneese is a combination of common words and misspelled words creating the new language.

Since the name is based upon misspellings, the language in itself is not named Typo, but instead "Type"

Its ok, don't worry about using spell check in the chat room. I can read typeneese very well.

typeneese by pornerd October 8, 2011

topeness 

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

topeness by Inkmine July 27, 2007

Typenese 

Random characters of typing forming a code...

JKDIDFDF5555KKWJFHDJSHF- this is typenese

Typenese by RaysClaimToFame June 27, 2009