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Tying the Shoe 

When you get both fists and one foot inside a girl during a sexual encounter.
Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?

Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Tying the Shoe by dp2011 May 29, 2011

tying off 

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"
tying off by D. Gould March 9, 2006

Tying Shoelaces 

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!

dick tying 

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.
"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"
dick tying by Jliff June 13, 2017

Captain Tying Knots 

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.
Captain Tying Knots by BMont October 29, 2010
Taking excessively long to complete simple tasks.
Hey man, quit tying and hit that bowl!
tying by The Official Dude October 24, 2008