tying

Taking excessively long to complete simple tasks.

Hey man, quit tying and hit that bowl!

by The Official Dude October 24, 2008

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Tying the Shoe

When you get both fists and one foot inside a girl during a sexual encounter.

Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?

Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.

by dp2011 May 29, 2011

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tying off

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".

"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"

by D. Gould March 9, 2006

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Tying Shoelaces

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.

Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!

by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009

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tying one on

It means we're doing whatever whenever and however and letting it take us wherever we end up while getting f***** up

Were really going to be tying one on tonight when we go out.

by Russ Thompson November 25, 2013

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Tying off

wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.

yo stoner bro, you tying off with a solid band so that you can constrict your blood and get high from heroine more effectively and faster in the bathroom.

wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.

by nikolai on the couch November 14, 2016

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