Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
by dp2011 May 5, 2011
I'm Tying My Shoe.
by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 21, 2016
She's a hoe.
(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe
by Mcd247 February 8, 2013
A euphemism for fellatio. Inspired by a photo from the royal wedding of Kate and Prince William where the angle and a strategically placed wall conspired to made the simple act of Kate tying Prince William's show seem to suggest her performing oral sex upon the Prince.
Oh, Kate. all that horse flesh at the polo match has made me randy. Why don't you come over here and spend some time tying the royal shoe.
by RoyalPleasure May 3, 2011
by Bob The Bob Dude May 7, 2016
Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.
by AskGeeser February 29, 2016