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polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
She’s a beautiful, sassy and resilient Queen who takes no bullshit. Be careful as she may be the sweetest girl or the rudest person with no feelings. It all depends on how you try to perceive her. Oh and she’s sexy, down to earth and smart. Can’t pull a fast one on her even if you succeed you will never find a genuine vibe like her’s. Good luck trying 💋
I’m so tired of Tynisha, she too much. It’s good to be Tynisha cause she’s herself . They hate Tynisha, but could never understand why they angry and she’s not. Tynisha is the example of how to ignore ignorance and focus on prevailing, can’t sweat the small things they become drastic.
Tynisha by PrettyScorpio26 January 23, 2018

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.
An amazing, beautiful, sweet girl who can always make you smile. She has an extroverted personality. Her sense of humor is like no girl you've met before. She is very smart, she does well in school and earns the respect of others. She always shows kindness, she has a heart of gold. She's not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She has big dreams and with an ambition like hers, she has the power to change the world. She's extremely hot and very pretty. Her attractiveness speaks for itself. She's great in bed (along with other places). You would be very lucky to end up with a girl like her. She would never cheat on you and she would always keep trying. She's a real keeper. She's truly unique compared to every other girl you will meet.
You're such a Teisha
Teisha by fruitsalad89 June 17, 2019
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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