a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.
by zack January 23, 2003
A little bitch who thinks he is cool for making out with a lot of girls even though they only kiss him out of pity.
by Immafukuupbish September 10, 2019
Dude 1: Hey who is your daddy.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.
by Elon Einstein Gates November 24, 2021
An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by Dhaisor February 10, 2016
An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020
by Abbie Cain April 23, 2008
by they4they October 05, 2019