Twozer

Noun/verb two-zer A stud; an awesome guy; worlds greatest lover;

all around great guy

All the women think he's a Twozer and really wants to get to know him.

by 68GTO April 16, 2021

Tozer

A Tozer was a man who teased the cloth with a tease (The Romance Of Names) by Prof. Ernest Weekly M.A.1914 (p.170). The earliest known record of the name is 8th. March 1417 when Reginald Tozer received letters as a Sub-Deacon from the Bishop of Exeter in Devon England.

Tozer is a surname commonly believed to have originated in Devon England.

by padrigine 1st. junior August 7, 2005

Twoner

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

by electrokute November 22, 2009

twocer

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

by Little Liz November 26, 2003

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013