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Tozer
A Tozer was a man who teased the cloth with a tease (The Romance Of Names) by Prof. Ernest Weekly M.A.1914 (p.170). The earliest known record of the name is 8th. March 1417 when Reginald Tozer received letters as a Sub-Deacon from the Bishop of Exeter in Devon England.
Tozer by padrigine 1st. junior August 7, 2005
Twoner
"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."
"Yeah, they're total twoners."
"Yeah, they're total twoners."
Twoner by electrokute November 22, 2009
twocer
twocer by Little Liz November 26, 2003
TwoFer Babe
I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real [TwoFer Babe[.
TwoFer Babe by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019
Philly Twofer
Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.
Philly Twofer by Jah Real May 13, 2013
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