Handcuffmonkfish's definitions
VoiceWreckIgnition
When you're driving somewhere and you are using voice recognition on your cell phone or other device and the resulting text you transmit is actually a mashup and or sampling of what you originally say with unexpected and unwanted auto corrections and other voices or any number of sound sources or noises, including music, mechanical, natural disasters or bodily functions. This may or may not cause a motor vehicle accident.
When you're driving somewhere and you are using voice recognition on your cell phone or other device and the resulting text you transmit is actually a mashup and or sampling of what you originally say with unexpected and unwanted auto corrections and other voices or any number of sound sources or noises, including music, mechanical, natural disasters or bodily functions. This may or may not cause a motor vehicle accident.
"On my way to ***** ******** for a wedding I’ll give you call when I get back Monday would you do why do you get four 9595 south left what the fuck you doing... Watchout this is VoiceWreckIgnition!"
by Handcuffmonkfish October 30, 2019
Get the VoiceWreckIgnitionmug. Fartcap, cheeky noun, political
Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.
Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.
They're total political opposites, they hate each other, they won't even look at each other when they fuck, but they're the happiest couple I've ever seen in my life. You can leave your Fartcap on.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
Get the Fartcapmug. Uckish
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
by Handcuffmonkfish August 29, 2019
Get the Uckishmug. MoodDudeBro
or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 15, 2019
Get the MoodDudeBromug. "She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love 💕 shove..."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 29, 2020
Get the Love 💕 shovemug. lootstream
noun
1. recurring revenue, especially liquid assets, on a long term or permanent basis.
2. lootstream.com, a web site that explores supplemental income opportunities .
noun
1. recurring revenue, especially liquid assets, on a long term or permanent basis.
2. lootstream.com, a web site that explores supplemental income opportunities .
by Handcuffmonkfish December 18, 2016
Get the lootstreammug. freedom of speech
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
Get the freedom of speechmug.