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Morninggloryus

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.
"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."
by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019
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Haiku haikuha ikuha

A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.

A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as

"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.
I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019
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MoodDudeBro

MoodDudeBro

or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
What color is that? It's like SanFranManTan MoodDudeBro...
by Handcuffmonkfish October 15, 2019
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Cha Cha Cha

Cha Cha Cha

Acronym for Clear Her Agenda

a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
You don't know how good you got it with that woman, she don't need roses, trust me, maybe you better clear her agenda, take her dancing, cha cha cha before it's too late.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
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Snowfarts

Noun...

Political, derogatory,

see Snowflakes

definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
The demonstration stunk. It was overwhelmed by Snowfarts...
by Handcuffmonkfish April 18, 2018
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edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.
"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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