twocer 

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

twocer by Little Liz November 26, 2003

twocer 

n. from twoc; a person who commits acts of theft.

While it's a pretty general description, it's usually applied to pubescent kids from a lower-class background. Examples can be found loitering in groups (they're rarely seen alone) in areas where security guards won't chase them away in most British towns on weekends.

They can be easily identified by their appearance; a cap (either NY Yankees or fake Burberry) covering hair plastered down with too much gel; a face in dire need of some Clearasil; a hoodie, probably in a light colour and sporting the logo of a major sporting-goods manufacturer (so obviously not skater-wear); a pair of tracksuit (see tracksuit monkeys) bottoms tucked securely into their socks to a) show off their trainers (no matter how lame they are) and b) allow them to drop any small items they steal down their pants safe in the knowledge that they won't fall out the bottom.

Ugh; check out the twocers hanging around Woolworths waiting for the security guard to go away so they can put some pick-n-mix down their pants.

twocer by Seej January 24, 2004

Twoner 

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

Twoner by electrokute November 22, 2009

twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

twocker by pink girrafe February 17, 2006

twofer 

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

twofer by David F. September 11, 2003

TwoFer Babe 

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real [TwoFer Babe[.

TwoFer Babe by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

twoccer 

Joyrider, car thief. Comes from the police definition that a car has been "Taken Without Owners Consent"- T.W.O.C. Hence Twocced= Stolen. Twoccer=joyrider (Bradford uk)

some little twoccers nicked me bloody car!

twoccer by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005