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Twoski

Twoski (noun): The contents of one's bowels. Too many brewskis have been known to lead to Twoskis.

AKA: Poop, shit, turds, deuce, butt nuggets,number 2, fish flakes, kids, load, pile, etc., ad nauseum.
1. Did you see the youtube video of the lady laying a twoski in the middle of the grocery store?

2. You guys see the size of that twoski?

3. After all that cheese, I gotta drop a mad twoski (see shitloaf)

4. The inferno flavor wings set me up for a burning twoski (see Montezuma's Revenge)
by Professor Twoski, PhD April 20, 2012
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Twokinds

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.
"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."
by Seriou3 May 9, 2011
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Troski

Refereed to as a small bus i.e. 14/24 seater bus usually used for transportation in Ghana. Locally known as "trotro".
I got a troski from The Mall to my street.
by Knight Jhaybleq August 9, 2018
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twoskin

An insult for a guy who is half-Jewish (generally used if their father is Jewish). Is meant to imply that they are only half-circumcised.

A stereotype of twoskins is they have "Reverse Jew Syndrome", wherein they are susceptible to blatant rip-offs.
You bought a can of soda for five dollars? You're such a twoskin.
by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007
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Twosie

To crap. Also, a Deuce. Number Two.
The Todd: "I've got a Doozie of a Twosie!" - Scrubs
by D-Biz October 14, 2006
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twockin

Philly slang used to describe an event that was extremely entertaining , fun, or exciting
Damn bro! That party was twockin!
by /.!? March 28, 2015
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Tworking

I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.
by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016
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