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Twoja Stara
in Polish: Your Mother (literally "your old")
Used usually as an abuse, often connected with an activity that sounds offensive, contemptuous or even absurd.
Used usually as an abuse, often connected with an activity that sounds offensive, contemptuous or even absurd.
Twoja stara nie ma lokci. = Your mother has no elbows.
Twoja stara czesze sie schabowym. = Your mother combs with a pork chop.
Twoja stara nie ma dzieci. = Your mother got no children.
Twoja stara czesze sie schabowym. = Your mother combs with a pork chop.
Twoja stara nie ma dzieci. = Your mother got no children.
Twoja Stara by sKURWEsyn May 5, 2009
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Twojan Horse
The act of following someone on twitter hoping to get a follow back and as soon as it is achieved, immediately unfollow them to achieve a better following to followers ratio. A truly selfish move.
Yo man I met this chick at the bar and I found her on twitter. I'll twojan horse her when I get back to my apartment, I need to get to a perfect twitter ratio.
Twojan Horse by HWar July 27, 2012
twoway monorail
when two people take massive poops the size of footballs
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
twoway monorail by dr.shizzle December 18, 2009
twoday
an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
twoday by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Twoday
The Twoday, when its exactly 2/22 and its Tuesday then its called "Twoday" instead of Tuesday. The next year it wont be Tuesday it maybe Friday. This event happens every 200 years. Its a special day in earth so you must celebrate the Twoday!
Oh my gosh today is the Twoday!
Twoday by Ratioguy8989 February 22, 2022
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