Tokay Gecko
A beautiful lizard filled with rage and hate that wants to kill you in one bite, that's why most of them stay on your hand over a few hours when they bite.
If you want to get rid of Tokay Geckos in your house, let them open their mouth and feed them chocolates, avocados, grapes or unhealthy sweets.
Tokay Gecko by Shiine-1 January 11, 2022
Related Words
Twokay • Tokay • Twokaa • TokayerPlex • Tokay Gecko • towkay • tsokay • twogaysfortheegg • TwoJay • twokly
TokayerPlex
An ultra-large and awesomely fantastic number equivalent to 10^5121999. When an individual claims, in an argument, that this number is better than any other number, they immediately win that argument.
The God of all other numbers
The God of all other numbers
TokayerPlex by Jack the Douche October 19, 2018
twoway monorail
when two people take massive poops the size of footballs
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
twoway monorail by dr.shizzle December 18, 2009
twoday
an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
twoday by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Twoday
The Twoday, when its exactly 2/22 and its Tuesday then its called "Twoday" instead of Tuesday. The next year it wont be Tuesday it maybe Friday. This event happens every 200 years. Its a special day in earth so you must celebrate the Twoday!
Oh my gosh today is the Twoday!
Twoday by Ratioguy8989 February 22, 2022