TwoGio

SERGIO SCHMIDT= THE COOLEST GIO OF THEM ALL

YO WHOS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER? ITS TWOGIO!!!!!!!!!

by TwoGio October 6, 2023

Twogi

A form of submission grappling based on the modern principles of IBJJF-style gi Jiu Jitsu. You wear TWO jackets and TWO pairs of long pants that extend well below your feet. Tournaments are points only. First sub results in a warning and reset to guard, second sub and you're automatically DQ'd. The main rule is that you have to be grabbing either the jacket or pants with at least one hand at all times. You get points for holding onto clothes- either your opponents' or your own- with both hands for 30 secs. You also get points for pulling guard, going upside down, or staying in place.

Josh: "Hey, you wanna train some nogi today? I wanna work on my rolling kimura to leg scissors."

Chris: "Nah, I'm not feelin' all that moving around and submitting each other. I'd be down for some Twogi rolling tho!"

by Josh Wexler April 2, 2015

Twoioioing!!!!

Sound when male human gets aroused, and blood flows into penis all at once.

"She was so hot, I was like: Twoioioioing"

by Framoes June 12, 2003

Twogoater

1. The act of being a D-bag and causing great annoyance and emotional dismay in at least two people at the same time. Few people are able to accomplish such a feat, except of course my uncle Marco. 2. Getting two peoples "goats," (nerves), at the same time. 3. on rare occasions sodomizing two goats at once.

Beth: Dayum, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: I know, what a D-bag huh?

or

Beth: Eewww, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: Gross, what a D-bag huh?

by Brucifer aka: PB&J May 26, 2008

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?

There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

twogirlsonecupper

Someone who eats ohoh poopoo diarrhea stinky winky bumbum

Bruh did hear that Jobas is a fucking twogirlsonecupper?

by El Webcorno June 19, 2020

_twoghostsrry_

mean. she’s a larrie. she genuinely finds james corden attractive. she has a foot kink but only for niall horans. she likes to deny the fact she’s as fruity as frankie grande.
_twoghostsrry_ is a good friend. we love her very much👩 ❤️ 💋 👩🤎

_twoghostsrry_ is a ziammie. pass it on.

by cool grl 101 <3 June 7, 2021