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SERGIO SCHMIDT= THE COOLEST GIO OF THEM ALL
YO WHOS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER? ITS TWOGIO!!!!!!!!!
TwoGio by TwoGio October 6, 2023
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A form of submission grappling based on the modern principles of IBJJF-style gi Jiu Jitsu. You wear TWO jackets and TWO pairs of long pants that extend well below your feet. Tournaments are points only. First sub results in a warning and reset to guard, second sub and you're automatically DQ'd. The main rule is that you have to be grabbing either the jacket or pants with at least one hand at all times. You get points for holding onto clothes- either your opponents' or your own- with both hands for 30 secs. You also get points for pulling guard, going upside down, or staying in place.
Josh: "Hey, you wanna train some nogi today? I wanna work on my rolling kimura to leg scissors."

Chris: "Nah, I'm not feelin' all that moving around and submitting each other. I'd be down for some Twogi rolling tho!"
Twogi by Josh Wexler April 2, 2015

Twoioioing!!!!

Sound when male human gets aroused, and blood flows into penis all at once.
"She was so hot, I was like: Twoioioioing"
Twoioioing!!!! by Framoes June 12, 2003
1. The act of being a D-bag and causing great annoyance and emotional dismay in at least two people at the same time. Few people are able to accomplish such a feat, except of course my uncle Marco. 2. Getting two peoples "goats," (nerves), at the same time. 3. on rare occasions sodomizing two goats at once.
Beth: Dayum, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: I know, what a D-bag huh?

or

Beth: Eewww, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: Gross, what a D-bag huh?

stick a twogit

The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?
There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.
stick a twogit by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

twogirlsonecupper 

Someone who eats ohoh poopoo diarrhea stinky winky bumbum
Bruh did hear that Jobas is a fucking twogirlsonecupper?

_twoghostsrry_ 

mean. she’s a larrie. she genuinely finds james corden attractive. she has a foot kink but only for niall horans. she likes to deny the fact she’s as fruity as frankie grande.
_twoghostsrry_ is a good friend. we love her very much👩 ❤️ 💋 👩🤎
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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