Twogoater

1. The act of being a D-bag and causing great annoyance and emotional dismay in at least two people at the same time. Few people are able to accomplish such a feat, except of course my uncle Marco. 2. Getting two peoples "goats," (nerves), at the same time. 3. on rare occasions sodomizing two goats at once.

Beth: Dayum, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: I know, what a D-bag huh?

or

Beth: Eewww, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: Gross, what a D-bag huh?

Twogoater by Brucifer aka: PB&J May 26, 2008

twooter

1) Twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding "twooter".

2) A person who visits Hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a "twooter".

That twooter is slowing down my drink. Give me another round at table 16.

twooter by garolo September 27, 2009

Twooter

A trait that is makes a person invaluable to society and accepts their mistakes, not being ashamed of them.

Random Person: Hey Twooter! How are you doing?
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Twooter by fsdgfsghfgs June 5, 2021