A form of submission grappling based on the modern principles of IBJJF-style gi Jiu Jitsu. You wear TWO jackets and TWO pairs of long pants that extend well below your feet. Tournaments are points only. First sub results in a warning and reset to guard, second sub and you're automatically DQ'd. The main rule is that you have to be grabbing either the jacket or pants with at least one hand at all times. You get points for holding onto clothes- either your opponents' or your own- with both hands for 30 secs. You also get points for pulling guard, going upside down, or staying in place.
Josh: "Hey, you wanna train some nogi today? I wanna work on my rolling kimura to leg scissors."
Chris: "Nah, I'm not feelin' all that moving around and submitting each other. I'd be down for some Twogi rolling tho!"
Chris: "Nah, I'm not feelin' all that moving around and submitting each other. I'd be down for some Twogi rolling tho!"
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It is perhaps one of the most underground, diehard, tight knit, and dedicated group of fans in electronic music.
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Twoismer 1: Dude have you checked Twoism.org lately? BOC are probably releasing a new album next month!
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