Twogi 

A form of submission grappling based on the modern principles of IBJJF-style gi Jiu Jitsu. You wear TWO jackets and TWO pairs of long pants that extend well below your feet. Tournaments are points only. First sub results in a warning and reset to guard, second sub and you're automatically DQ'd. The main rule is that you have to be grabbing either the jacket or pants with at least one hand at all times. You get points for holding onto clothes- either your opponents' or your own- with both hands for 30 secs. You also get points for pulling guard, going upside down, or staying in place.

Josh: "Hey, you wanna train some nogi today? I wanna work on my rolling kimura to leg scissors."

Chris: "Nah, I'm not feelin' all that moving around and submitting each other. I'd be down for some Twogi rolling tho!"

Twogi by Josh Wexler April 2, 2015

Twolini 

When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.

Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.

Twolini by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016

Twoti 

This week on the internet

Twoti has the same consistency as lmth (last month this happened)

Twoti by Htsbfsdg June 15, 2018

twoincher 

a small penis (specifically 2 inches in length).

pronounced twoin. cher.

Bubba has a twoincher!

twoincher by raunchyfart February 11, 2010

TWOTI 

( This Week On The Internet) The Best Show On YouTube by YouTuber WillNE. You should go and watch it

#Sub2WillNE

have you heard about TWOTI

TWOTI by YesBigDaddyDolan January 30, 2019

Twoism.org 

Twoism.org is a small community of fans of the Scottish electronica band Boards of Canada, formed around the online web forum Twoism.org. Formed in 2004 by a few interconnected fans in Europe, the community now involves several hundred members from around the world.

It is perhaps one of the most underground, diehard, tight knit, and dedicated group of fans in electronic music.

Twoismer 1: Dude have you checked Twoism.org lately? BOC are probably releasing a new album next month!

Twoismer 2: Yeah, that's kind of what you were saying 2 years ago.

Twoism.org by antispectral September 24, 2011

Twokinds 

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.

"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."

Twokinds by Seriou3 May 9, 2011