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twitterast 

A twit (i.e. twitter user) who tweets inappropriate sexual innuendo @minors. Also known as a #twitterphile or #twitterjohn.
Two reasonable people, out to lunch:
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast
twitterast by Burn Your Ships April 11, 2011

twitterate 

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
twitterate by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011

twitterstroking 

Slang and disparaging term for compulsive tweeting.
His habitual twitterstroking has essentially put him on the map as an A1 lunatic.
twitterstroking by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020

twitterfatigue 

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.
I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.
twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.
So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.
twitterblasts by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

twitterstalk 

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).
Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.
twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009

twitteratti 

The entitled 20 - 30 somethings of San Francisco.
The twitteratti have taken over the Mission district with the artisan coffee and beer.
twitteratti by Joidviv October 8, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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