Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016

artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016

chinscaping

Landscaping your chin

Hey man. You should go do some chinscaping. Your beard looks like shit

by Smashpotatogirl July 09, 2016