Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 29, 2016

chinscaping

Landscaping your chin

Hey man. You should go do some chinscaping. Your beard looks like shit

by Smashpotatogirl March 25, 2016

artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

by Smashpotatogirl December 26, 2016