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Tuck ur john

A phrase said by someone to another, because of a visible erection, advising the other to "tuck it" to avoid making it a spectable

"Dude, I'm so bricked right now"

"Ew, bro Tuck ur john, no one wants to see that"

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.

"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"