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Twitter Lay 

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.
There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
Twitter Lay by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011
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Twitterlated 

Ann is quite media savvy, if it's twitterlated you can bet she knows all about it.
Twitterlated by The Real Bob September 26, 2009

TwitterLynch

Whenever a social media becomes overloaded with trashing of a person, place or thing;

judgement by popular opinion on-line;

creating a mob mentality to overcome the opinion or "reported" act of a person , place or thing;

publick shaming
Don't try to TwitterLynch the president or
Did you see the TwitterLynching of Sara Palin? or
Let's TwitterLynch teabaggers (or whomever).

Also past tense: we sure TwiterLynched that whole birther thing didn't we!
Future tense: Let's TwitterLynch Eric Holder. How about a TwitterLynch or TwitterBomb on Rush Limbaugh (or someone like Quadafi).

twitterlating

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.
twitterlating by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

Twitterly 

When some one feelings get hurt over Twitter and seriously want to harm you but can only do it over twitter
Awww Rihanna feeling hurts lol, Chris Brown going to twitterly kill me
Twitterly by ChuMeWang October 23, 2012

twitterlatte 

Describes a casual user of Twitter who uses that media to wind people up for his or her personal enjoyment.
To relax and unwind at the end of the day I like to twitterlatte.
twitterlatte by East Manchester Red December 27, 2018
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