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Twitterly 

When some one feelings get hurt over Twitter and seriously want to harm you but can only do it over twitter
Awww Rihanna feeling hurts lol, Chris Brown going to twitterly kill me
Twitterly by ChuMeWang October 23, 2012
Words you can keep

Twitter user 

Person that is using the internet wrong and talks to people that aren’t real
911 It’s an emergency! A twitter user just showed up where I work. He says God wants us to be together because I liked his gf bf tweet.
passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).
"Let me add you on twitter.."
Twitter by F.E.Shoebash October 15, 2014

Twitter user 

Egotistical, arrogant, self centered people. Profit off of other peoples work, love clout, and try and act like they’re so positive but are so toxic and act like they know everything in the quote tweets. Oh, and they’re the biggest keyboard warriors you will ever see.
“I don’t really like super hero's, they’re not my taste”
Twitter user: YOU TASTELESS BUM, YOU’RE CLEARLY NOT FUN AT PARTIES AND STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE. ALSO RATIO XDXD
Btw i’m such an outgoing, open minded and positive PERSON! 🦋 ✨ 😁
Twitter user by SuperGoat636 December 14, 2021

Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic british white girls on Twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an 'x' on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. Usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.
"just found out that one of my 'pals' shagged my ex when we were together, in my house while I was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x" - fiat 500 twitter

"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"

"could shag a nandos like"

"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here" "If you make fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you'[re the worst x"

"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"
Fiat 500 Twitter by FiJSat March 1, 2018

Twitter stan 

one of the most problematic people you will meet in your life. They will argue with anyone that says one bad thing about their stan so don't get on their bad side.
"I'm scared of twitter stans."
Twitter stan by yeahimfine June 18, 2020
The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.
After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.
twitter by Jould like contact too September 29, 2011
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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