twirked

to turn your face into a toilet seat

LOL you twirked! so now i get to piss on your head cuz you are a toilet face

twirked by burnt dick December 9, 2008

twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

twerked up 

The wedgie you get from twerking

Brah my pants are so twerked up!

twerked up by Silver November 4, 2014

Twinked 

To be absolutely tweaking

I smoked a whole bowl I’m twinked my guy horse

Twinked by BenHossHorse July 18, 2021

Twicked 

Someone who is cool in twitter

OMG, my pal joined Twitter

Twicked

Twicked by Thandak March 13, 2010

Twired 

Being so tired that your body tries to make up for it in a ridiculous level of stupidity. The result is an a very hyper (wired) person that you need to convince to sleep.

Twas the night before the exam, and the student was twired as all hell.

Twired by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016