Twinjury 

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

Twinjury by k. jordan April 7, 2009

Tinjury 

A tinder date that ends with one or both parties sustaining a sex/non sex related injury.

Aw babe, I woke up this morning with a tinjury. Bruised knees from a first date.

Tinjury by #Team Awesome August 26, 2019

twingury 

a twinge that doesn't qualify as an injury, but is enough to stop you training in the gym

"You been hitting the gym this week?"
"Nope, picked up a twingury. It's probably nothing but I'm playing it safe"

twingury by twingured August 16, 2012

Thinjury 

An injury that occurs while trying to lose weight.

Nina fell while on the treadmill and suffered a minor thinjury.

Thinjury by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury 

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

Thinjury by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury 

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

Thinjury by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008