Thinjury 

An injury that occurs while trying to lose weight.

Nina fell while on the treadmill and suffered a minor thinjury.

Thinjury by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury 

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

Thinjury by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury 

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

Thinjury by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Tinjury 

A tinder date that ends with one or both parties sustaining a sex/non sex related injury.

Aw babe, I woke up this morning with a tinjury. Bruised knees from a first date.

Tinjury by #Team Awesome August 26, 2019

Twinjury 

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

Twinjury by k. jordan April 7, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008