Thinjury

An injury that occurs while trying to lose weight.

Nina fell while on the treadmill and suffered a minor thinjury.

by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Tinjury

A tinder date that ends with one or both parties sustaining a sex/non sex related injury.

Aw babe, I woke up this morning with a tinjury. Bruised knees from a first date.

by #Team Awesome August 26, 2019

Twinjury

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

by k. jordan April 7, 2009