Twide-on
"Are you 'team Edward' or 'team jacob'?"
"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"
"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"
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twice on the pipe
A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
twice on the pipe by NA + mum October 16, 2007
tide on the go
At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.
tide on the go by Wang Willy March 17, 2012
twice on tuesdays
When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.
twice on tuesdays by SecuringAlpha17 October 18, 2013
twice on sundays
twice on sundays by Tim0theos June 7, 2014
You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday by Bovlin January 10, 2024
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you
dead in the water
expression said when one person is fooled...if he gets fooled once, its shame on him, but not twice, its shame on all of you...
expression said when one person is fooled...if he gets fooled once, its shame on him, but not twice, its shame on all of you...
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you by blthrskt March 13, 2009
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