Twentytwo

A person of full legal age, who doesn't understand how real life works, but assumes they do.

Did you meet the new guy? He's very "twentytwo", he just told me how he's planning to explain to the boss that he can't work mornings "because he's a night owl" .

by StrangerRanger September 30, 2020

twentytard

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.

As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.

by jpg3 October 21, 2012

twentysome

sexual intercorse involving 20 participants
aka an orgy

some of the football team and the cheer squad got together for a twentysome

by so!id December 20, 2008

twentytwosome

When 22 people are having sex at the same time with 21 of them being the same sex. a twentytwosome is impossible and should not be attempted.

"dude I just had a twentytwosome" "there's no way that's impossible"

by terrablade04 January 17, 2021

twentyteens

The second decade of the new Millennium.

When we had the 80's and the 90's, they were easy decades to reference. This new decade is a little harder. So, being the teen years, it's the twentyteens.

by CoachHeidi January 2, 2011

Twenty Two-Sticks

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 1, 2011

twenty-two

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."

by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006