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When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.
"That guy got twenty-twoed."
by Bubba Johnson July 22, 2006
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it
joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"
by Joncyclark November 19, 2006
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22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.
Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now
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A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.
Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away
by Luciano December 15, 2003
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A person of full legal age, who doesn't understand how real life works, but assumes they do.
Did you meet the new guy? He's very "twentytwo", he just told me how he's planning to explain to the boss that he can't work mornings "because he's a night owl" .
by StrangerRanger September 30, 2020
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