twenty-two 

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."

twenty-two by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006

twenty-two 

The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it

joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"

twenty-two by Joncyclark November 21, 2006

Twenty two 

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over

Twenty two by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

Twenty Two 

A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.

Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away

Twenty Two by Luciano December 15, 2003

Twenty Two-Sticks 

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.

Twenty Two-Sticks by madba January 1, 2011

twenty-two and a half 

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

twenty-two and a half by Wind talker of the aborigines April 1, 2005

Twenty two skidoo 

1. when some is very jazz like.

2. when you cant be arsed with the word cool or more descriptions.

3. when you want someone to be confused by your opinion on something.

"that film was... erm twenty two skidoo"

Twenty two skidoo by Vincent Black October 21, 2008