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Tweet Beat 

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.
Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.
Tweet Beat by Baggage May 22, 2009

Beat it and tweet it 

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on
Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.
Beat it and tweet it by jwtf September 21, 2010
people constantly posting on twitter
"Mel is such tweetmeat, she posts her status like every second on twitter"
Tweetmeat by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweenbeater 

Someone who has sex with tweens; or their penis.
"Dude, Nick is such a tweenbeater!"

"Look at the size of his tweenbeater!"
A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.
Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning
Tweetbeat by geo_rube October 18, 2012

Tweetbleating 

Repeating tired, ill-conceived, and well-worn nonsensical statements and propaganda when attempting to engage on the social media site called Twitter
Rick Wilson, author and world-renowned cutter of bitches and gutter of fish: “Muting anyone with a Red X is like magic.”

In response, one his readers (KC) replied, “I picture them all off in a cyber colony, just tweetbleating what snowflakes we are.”
Tweetbleating by Exasperated Ninja August 14, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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