Tweet Beat 

A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"

Tweet Beat by orangeguy81 August 9, 2009

Tweet Beat 

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

Tweet Beat by Baggage May 22, 2009

Beat it and tweet it 

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on

Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.

Beat it and tweet it by jwtf September 21, 2010

Tweetmeat

people constantly posting on twitter

"Mel is such tweetmeat, she posts her status like every second on twitter"

Tweetmeat by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweenbeater 

Someone who has sex with tweens; or their penis.

"Dude, Nick is such a tweenbeater!"

"Look at the size of his tweenbeater!"

tweenbeater by Minister of Propoganda February 2, 2009

Tweetbeat

A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.

Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning

Tweetbeat by geo_rube October 18, 2012

Tweetbleating 

Repeating tired, ill-conceived, and well-worn nonsensical statements and propaganda when attempting to engage on the social media site called Twitter

Rick Wilson, author and world-renowned cutter of bitches and gutter of fish: “Muting anyone with a Red X is like magic.”

In response, one his readers (KC) replied, “I picture them all off in a cyber colony, just tweetbleating what snowflakes we are.”

Tweetbleating by Exasperated Ninja August 14, 2018