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Tweenie
Australian slang for a beer (or drink) one has whilst others in the round drink at a more measured pace. The drink an alcoholic has in between a round.
Justin: Why is Max so thirsty, did he work out this afternoon?
Robert: Nah, Max never works out - he always takes a Tweenie; I like to sip my Summer Sam.
Robert: Nah, Max never works out - he always takes a Tweenie; I like to sip my Summer Sam.
Tweenie by Irish Dan 3 September 4, 2018
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tweenie
Wannabe teenagers that aren't old enough to be considered teens.
Usually girls that tart themselves up to look like whores around the age of 8-11. Absolutely horrible
Tell tale signs of being a tweenie are flip phones, big hoopy earrings and awful, awful blue eye shadow all before the age of 13.
Usually girls that tart themselves up to look like whores around the age of 8-11. Absolutely horrible
Tell tale signs of being a tweenie are flip phones, big hoopy earrings and awful, awful blue eye shadow all before the age of 13.
tweenie by Your Uncle Cordelia September 19, 2006
The Tweenies
Humanoid BBC daytime children's TV characters Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo. Popular with toddlers and students on drugs, the 'gang' wear ridiculously oversized luminous clothing because their feet and heads are so fucking big. The new Teletubbies.
The Tweenies by 50 Nurp February 26, 2008
Tweenster
Suburban white bread 5th and 6th graders, who think they know everything, and do not want to be referred to as "children".
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".
- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.
-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".
-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.
-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".
- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.
-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".
-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.
-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
Normal 10 year old- "Wanna go play with dolls?"
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
Tweenster by PseudonymixYah March 14, 2009
tweenies
one PURPLE, one BLUE, one YELLOW, and one ORANGE. Twisted versions of furry, felt and woolen 'human toddlers.' They look like fucked up multicoloured teddy bears and speak like their spastic EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT!!!
1)Did you see those fucked up bits of fluff on the telly this morning? I hear they're called TWEENIES!!!
2)When somebody is ill you say that they are 'All tweenied up' cuzz they look either purple, blue, yellow or orange. Theytalk like they are spastic if they've got a throat infection and they are ALL FUCKED UP!!!
2)When somebody is ill you say that they are 'All tweenied up' cuzz they look either purple, blue, yellow or orange. Theytalk like they are spastic if they've got a throat infection and they are ALL FUCKED UP!!!
tweenkie-eatin' stinker
term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.
I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!
tweenkie-eatin' stinker by HB November 30, 2004
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