term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.
I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!
by HB November 30, 2004

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004

xJUDJUDx
by HB March 10, 2003

I'm standin' there talkin' to this pregnant chick, and all of a sudden, babies just start shooting out of her tike launcher!
Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher
Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher
by HB December 02, 2004

Saddam has done nothing wrong? Let us talk about who is ignorant now. Whether you agree with the war in Iraq or not Saddam Hussein is a mass murderer...does anyone remember the kurds? Saddam is a mass murderer and tyrant who formerly ruled over the people of Iraq.
by HB November 29, 2004

Hairy greasy gross guys, usually wearing wifebeaters who wistles and yells at women he has no chance with as they walk by. can be called a squiggy.
by HB May 13, 2005

There are a grain of people over there.
by HB October 24, 2003
