Tweeble 

A tweeble is a person who does stupid things but is actually an intelligent individual that can just be a bit slow on the take.

Me: Hey Joe you heard this joke? Two blondes walk into bar, you thought they would have seen it!

Joe: eh what you on about?
Me: Eh.. you're such a tweeble sometimes...

Tweeble by Hitmanstone October 24, 2023

Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock 

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.

"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"

tweedlecock by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

living tweedle 

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

living tweedle by Telephony July 28, 2012

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

Tweedle Duffer by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

Tweedle Doofer 

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it

Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer

Tweedle Doofer by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018

tweedle my deedle 

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis

Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.

tweedle my deedle by E and L October 4, 2006