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tweedledump 

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.
Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!
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tweedledump 

The distinctive sound of waste excretion originating from a tribe of giant pear-like beings. Phrases such as, "God I love downloading" are quite frequent in tweedledumping grounds. Tweedledumps are normally very painful to the fat waste of flesh and commonly go by the name Ben Holder or Mikael Lucas.
Ben Holder likes to pretend that Mikael Lucas is the last Tweedledumper, the excitement causes arousal and soon the two are joined in the bliss of a thousand tweedledumps.

See Also: Ben Holder is a fat fuck, Ben Holder is an inbred loser, Ben Holder is going to lose his fat fucking limbs to diabetes and blame it on genetics and not his fatass diet, fat.
tweedledump by GW June 10, 2004

Tweedledump 

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous posterior. Tweedledumps do little more than talk about how intelligent and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.
That tweedledump, Terry Thiel, left one of his clones in the toilet.
Tweedledump by Triathelete Bob December 6, 2006

Tweetledumb 

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter
I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.
Tweetledumb by detax June 17, 2009

Tweedledum 

Tweedledum is a Enormous, blond, gay human being who has anger issues and hes the absolute worst in bed and you can hear his footsteps from a mile away. Hes one of the worst people to hang around and he always smell like fast-food.
imagine being Tweedledum
Tweedledum by chinglovesdogs October 12, 2023

tweedledumbass 

a stupid person who has no comprehension of morals and makes smart ass comments on a regular basis
There is no man on Earth who is a bigger tweedledumbass than Charlie Sheen.

tweedledipshit 

person who has a tendency to ask moronic questions and complain about the most rediculous things
A tweedledipshit asks similar questions as the ones refered to in a Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign" comedy bit.
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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