Tweebler

A vegan who hides it and usually named Spencer. Likes sledgehammers.

Look at Spencer he is such a tweebler

by Jerrycan April 9, 2019

tweeler

A person, usually male, who enjoys sniffing little girl's bicycle seats.

Did you see that guy? He just smelled that bicycle seat that kid was riding on. What a tweeler.

by Eseer Tam November 22, 2017

Tenessee Tit Tweedler

Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.

Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

Tweebertard

A pre-teen who enjoys both the inane and stale Twilight series, and the musical abomination that is Justin Bieber.

Also known as "Scum of the Earth"

Ewwww, tweebertards

by Goodmonson The Dickable Dog July 21, 2010

tweeler

One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.

Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"

Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

Tweeber

A hiar located on your gooch.

OH! I just plucked a tweeber.

by T-Fizz June 26, 2006

Tweedler

Computer geek or someone who plays with themselves at the computer

"Joe played with his penis at the computer again what a tweedler" said sue

by king sexy bob the 2ed September 23, 2008