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A person, usually male, who enjoys sniffing little girl's bicycle seats.
Did you see that guy? He just smelled that bicycle seat that kid was riding on. What a tweeler.
tweeler by Eseer Tam November 22, 2017

Tenessee Tit Tweedler 

Someone who loves to fondel boobies from tenessee.
Billy Ray squeezed Jan's boobies. He must be a tenessee tit tweedler.

Tweebertard

A pre-teen who enjoys both the inane and stale Twilight series, and the musical abomination that is Justin Bieber.

Also known as "Scum of the Earth"
Ewwww, tweebertards
One who tweets via twitter while at the wheel of a motor vehicle or while operating heavy machinery. This, more often than not, results in serious injury and/or death.
Passenger: "Look at that asshole tweeler, cut him off."
Driver: "I'll give you something to tweet about emo fag!"

Wade is such a tweeler. I am surprised he has only impaled three people with his forklift today.
tweeler by SamSchlong October 20, 2009
A hiar located on your gooch.
OH! I just plucked a tweeber.
Tweeber by T-Fizz June 26, 2006

Tweedler 

Computer geek or someone who plays with themselves at the computer
"Joe played with his penis at the computer again what a tweedler" said sue
Tweedler by king sexy bob the 2ed September 23, 2008