Twatnav

Its what you call your bloody moronic GPS when you type in "Ashbourne to Manchester" and it takes you to Southhampton.

The Twatnav told me to "go straight for a long time"

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020

Twatnav

A natural internal navigational device that allows you, no matter how drunk or unappealing to somehow come across a lady with standards so low that she may ensure your night out on the pull was not in vain.

I was a steaming wreck, sometimes I wonder how that twatnav works. She was a total minger but I guess I must have had fun at the time!

by 74.6 August 12, 2009

Twat nav

Lesbian version of Grinder

My wizards sleeve is twitching must be my inbuilt twat nav

by Deifer123 June 14, 2018

Twatnap

The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.

Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.

by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010

Twat Nav

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague

Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office

by Paul63 October 3, 2007

twatcave

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim

"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"

by massive bender October 14, 2007

twat-nav

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007