5 definitions by Eddie Van Basten

A good idea while having a good smoke. Quickly forgotten, followed by another one.
"Eddie Van Basten had an epuffany last night", said Ambrosia. "He found a way of extracting something from something else. Can't remember what it was though."
by Eddie Van Basten October 11, 2007
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adj. A girl you can only dream of grinding against. One that is out of your league
by Eddie Van Basten October 11, 2007
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To mess something really good up in order to further prove yourself, and fail. Letting everyone know in your autobiography that you are really a well-known celebrity, when no-on really gives a shit who you are. Mea Culpa.
"To Stig yourself -to let slip that you were a famous television celebrity, and now you have no job and no-one cares who you were".
by Eddie Van Basten September 1, 2010
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Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.
"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."
by Eddie Van Basten June 20, 2007
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A female that can read a map, navigate etc.
"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.
by Eddie Van Basten September 3, 2007
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