twat-nav

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007

twat-nav

A female that can read a map, navigate etc.

"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.

by Eddie Van Basten September 11, 2007

Twat nav

Lesbian version of Grinder

My wizards sleeve is twitching must be my inbuilt twat nav

by Deifer123 June 14, 2018

Twat Nav

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague

Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office

by Paul63 October 3, 2007

twat nav

A better word used to describe a sat nav or GPS system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!

This shitty twat nav has made me take the wrong exit again!

by Helen81 December 31, 2008

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

by Fearnox August 4, 2017

Twatnav

Its what you call your bloody moronic GPS when you type in "Ashbourne to Manchester" and it takes you to Southhampton.

The Twatnav told me to "go straight for a long time"

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020