Twatnap

The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.

Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.

by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010

twatapuss

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.

"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"

by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twatapult

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"

John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap

by twatsapper September 16, 2010

twatapus

Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.

"Mate, you're a right twatapus".

by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

Twatcap

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006

twattapult

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".

"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"

by EmnOd February 23, 2010