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Twatnap

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The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.
Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.
Twatnap by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010
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twatapuss 

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A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.
"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"
twatapuss by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twatapult 

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When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics
'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'
Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

twatsap

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a twat that uses the acronym "asap"
John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap
twatsap by twatsapper September 16, 2010

twatapus

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Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.
"Mate, you're a right twatapus".
twatapus by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

Twatcap 

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A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.
"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."
Twatcap by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006

twattapult 

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A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".
"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"
twattapult by EmnOd February 23, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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