Twatiest 

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011

twatfest 

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

twatfest by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

TwatWest

Slang term for the NatWest Bank.

I spent almost an hour stood in the queue at TwatWest

TwatWest by TwatWester January 18, 2007

Twaties 

A group of Twaty girls who may or may not be whorish in appearance.

Hey look at that group of twaties

Twaties by AsiasorousMD August 2, 2011

Twatistan 

A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.

"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"

"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"

"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"

Twatistan by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008

twatistic 

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.

adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.

twatistic by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010