leap day

The odd leftover day stuck to the end of a dreadful little month thereby extending the hell that is known as february ... a barren bundle of 28 dark and cold days. Often celebrated with potlucks and birthday parties for the often strange employee who was unfortunate enough to be born on this day.

me: "As a single, non-African American male who is not really excited about groundhogs or dead presidents, i am so happy that this month is finally over."
you: "Really? The every four year leap day festival potluck spread replete with all sorts of casseroles and jello dishes and topped off with a birthday cake for Warren from accounting doesn't have you tingling with excitement?"

by groundedsteve February 25, 2012

Burn a K

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

by groundedsteve October 08, 2011

garanimalish

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

by groundedsteve October 12, 2011

2 hairdo dress

when the dress is so short, she needs to style her hair down there as well.

she wore the little black dress with uber confidence ... the beave was almost on full display, prompting a need for a second hairdo, hence the 2 hairdo dress.

by groundedsteve July 20, 2016

twatfest

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

Coo Coo ca choo

The phrase uttered when a cougar bags her prey.

Me (on the phone with a hot 40ish cougar)
"He's how old?!? Well, Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson, Coo Coo ca choo."

by groundedsteve September 15, 2011

granimalish

when someone (who is not always the dapper one) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are matching today - he's very granimalish."
you: "his mom dressed him."

by groundedsteve October 12, 2011