Definitions by groundedsteve

2 hairdo dress

when the dress is so short, she needs to style her hair down there as well.

she wore the little black dress with uber confidence ... the beave was almost on full display, prompting a need for a second hairdo, hence the 2 hairdo dress.

2 hairdo dress by groundedsteve July 20, 2016

leap day 

The odd leftover day stuck to the end of a dreadful little month thereby extending the hell that is known as february ... a barren bundle of 28 dark and cold days. Often celebrated with potlucks and birthday parties for the often strange employee who was unfortunate enough to be born on this day.

me: "As a single, non-African American male who is not really excited about groundhogs or dead presidents, i am so happy that this month is finally over."
you: "Really? The every four year leap day festival potluck spread replete with all sorts of casseroles and jello dishes and topped off with a birthday cake for Warren from accounting doesn't have you tingling with excitement?"

leap day by groundedsteve May 10, 2012

smug fucker 

the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.

"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."

(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"

smug fucker by groundedsteve December 28, 2011

garanimalish 

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

garanimalish by groundedsteve October 13, 2011

granimalish 

when someone (who is not always the dapper one) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are matching today - he's very granimalish."
you: "his mom dressed him."

granimalish by groundedsteve October 12, 2011

Burn a K 

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

Burn a K by groundedsteve October 8, 2011

Coo Coo ca choo

The phrase uttered when a cougar bags her prey.

Me (on the phone with a hot 40ish cougar)
"He's how old?!? Well, Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson, Coo Coo ca choo."

Coo Coo ca choo by groundedsteve September 15, 2011