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A group of Twaty girls who may or may not be whorish in appearance.
Hey look at that group of twaties
Twaties by AsiasorousMD August 2, 2011
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twatfest 

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.
"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.
twatfest by groundedsteve June 24, 2011
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twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Twatiest 

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.
Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011

twatesque 

To be twat-like, or reminding one of a twatologically inclined person.
"Those guys in block 70 annex are mildly twatesque in nature."
twatesque by spacecadetdave November 10, 2006
Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!
Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!
Twatess by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019

Twatisaurus 

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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