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The art of being exceptionally twat-like. Usually this role is filled by someone who is unaware of their obnoxious, clingy, and overall bitchy attitude and personality. Such girls are commonly running late to work/school, browsing forever 21, wearing leggings in the dead of winter, and dancing on tables to Lady Gaga.
Jenna's twaty attitude was getting on my nerves!

Anne is is being really twaty, so i am going to punch her in the face.
Twaty by dj2 February 15, 2009
Words you can keep
Girl: Were hot so we mine as well own it. Not to be twaty or anything
Twaty by Kenlary October 24, 2010
When someone does somthig to that ultimately makes them a twat.
Bob fucked your sister even though she's in hospital with Herpes. That's a bit twaty of him
Twaty by Joseph the Word Man September 5, 2022

twaty balboa 

The sexual act in which a female sits on their partners face and rides on it with such ferocity that it brakes his/her nose
What happened to David's nose ? Oh he spent the night with Jennifer and she twaty balboa'd tbe shit out of him!
twaty balboa by Rad O Carl August 6, 2017

twaty little willy 

a Hermatherdite bits
an example of twaty little willy is a person who has a penis and a fanny

Twaty Box 

Man! I can Smell her twaty box all the way over here!
Twaty Box by fannypack09 August 14, 2009

Snap Twat 

A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.
Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
Snap Twat by AKACroatalin December 3, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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